Nice Guys Finish Last

and I were talking on one of her pictures about Human Men and how they are jerks and that is why Women tend to like non-humans. I then was telling her that out of the turians that I saw, I liked Garrus' design the least. I drooled for a good minute or two over Nihlus and even Seren was more attractive then Garrus to me. However, Garrus obviously had the winning personality.

Unfortunately, he waited too long to be romancable for me and so I fell in love with Kaidan. It caused months of conflict for me when ME2 announced Garrus could be a love interest. But in the end I decided to remain faithful to Kaidan and Garrus is now the best-guy friend.

I know that Garrus would never really approach Shep like this, given he doesn't have a fetish for humans, but I am using him to explain tragic facts of life. That fact is (in case I didn't make it clear in the picture) the best friend who loves the other friend, but they love someone else, even though they are a better candidate for mate-hood.

Anywho, don't take it too seriously. This was for fun after all

Mass Effect Comics:
First Comic- A Friendly Greeting: [link]
Second Comic- Gotta' Have My Fix [link]
Fourth Comic- Fruit Basket: [link]
Fifth Comic- Fruit Basket (part 2): [link]
Sixth Comic- Beast of Burden: [link]
Seventh Comic- He wrote the book!: [link]
Eighth Comic- The Hard Calls: [link]
Ninth Comic- A Wasted Life: [link]
Tenth Comic- All Nighter: [link]
Eleventh Comic- (S)He Who Laughs Last: [link]
Twelfth Comic- Artist's Rage: [link]
Thirteenth Comic- Shep's Mass Effect 3 Romance Endings: [link]

No rest for Hero's comics:
First Comic- Men and Fish: [link]
Second Comic- Keoko's Funds: [link]

Cameo Pictures:
Someone I Used to Know- [link]
Favorite Color: [link]

OH!!! Guess what! I am starting a Mass Effect Story! Thanks to and 's Article. [link] Read it and weep (with joy) Or at least I wanted to.

I'm so excited about it I'm going to share with you a paragraph:

"The dust and ashes flew from her charred lips as she gasped for air. Shepard's once-soft eyelids snapped open suddenly. The white of her eyes were reddened and stung with every bat of the lid. The lashes of her eyelids were gone-- burned away by the explosion that resulted in her victory against the threat of destruction of all living organisms. Shepard grabbed onto a piece of broken rubble and pulled her self up to her bare feet. She moved her head to study her soundings. She was alone in the broken debris, but where was she?"

Link to full chapter: [link]